Here is the long-awaited last episode of 2018! Sorry for the delay, but it's probably well worth it! This week we're eating bad jelly beans, using math poorly while playing Russian roulette, reminiscing on hot but traumatic after school specials, curing our heart conditions with crack cocaine, sexually harassing lawyers, pitching a surefire hit film starring Viggo Mortensen and Christian Bale and guaranteeing both are going dong out in at least one fight scene, saying goodbye to K-Mart, gentrifying the old neighborhood with trailer park mansions, driving Californians out of Montana, visiting an academic conference on robot sex, stifling free speech on college campuses, turning a blind eye to realistic robot balls, Palabra del dia, and solving crimes around Bozeman.
Catch 22 on Christmas trees, why aren't we thinking about our lumberjacks? New philosophical ideas, cause and effect, phone down eyes up, anti-texting and driving ad campaign starring Lil' Jon, deciphering random text messages, serial hustlers ripping off IHOPs, fake football refs, bad sportsmanship, good Looking out, great parenting.
Don't Flinch: Going ass-to-ass with an icy road in the winter,
Email Chopped and Screwed
Noise in the audio
Today Was A Good Day
Good Life Coaches on some cult shit
It's hip to hate LOST
The Mustachination of Fabe Lincoln
Saved by the Bell
Zack Morris and the Time Wizard in the fifth dimension
Rules of superpowers
Palabra del Dia
Originally recorded in June 2018, and released here on the internet for the first time, it's Episode 261! After a seven month hiatus, Matt and Dub are back!
Join us this week as we wrap up the end of the season with a free-flowing, non-structured rambling good time of an episode. We pull back the curtain and discuss mixing practices, whether we should commit to one original theme song, a new love for spicy foods, snack packs for adults, taking a bump of those sweet carbs, the flow, what makes one good or bad at their job, getting rid of a gallon of bad gasoline, making demands of your future self, how royal titles work, and more!
This week we're eating terrible last meals, cleaning our ears, livin' the bachelor life, volunteering and helping in Honduras, dealing vitamins in bulk, trying to name the new jingle segment, trying not to cry, and outlining a whole new movie. They don't make episodes of We Had a Good Life longer than Episode 259, so push some beds together and prepare yourself.
This week we're trying out commercial breaks, complaining about the older generation's music, dancing with the devil, planning another off-shoot cooking podcast, getting banned on Capitol Hill, repossessing cars and homes in the UK, analyzing how guns change a situation, writing jingles, stealing so much goddamn fajita meat, and giving up all of our private information.
In this FDIC insured episode we're trying to get a couple of stacks, catching up with old friends, avoiding so many assholes on the internet, reviving Palabra del Dia, shaving your head for St. Baldricks, building our brand, making fat kids fight for charity, pitching good marketing ideas for Pepsi, stealing technology, engaging local politicians, discussing the futile nature of legacy, kidnapping the elderly, and carefully researching why more old people aren't doing hard drugs.
This week we're purposely collecting a bunch of money by mistake, finding our limit for how much an ass-beating is worth, getting addicted to the power, and taking a trip to SLC where we're dealing with terrible weather, staying in a suite with a complimentary rapper, getting a loan smelling like booze, buying a car from the Mailman, escaping rooms, and properly allocating our tax returns!
Final thoughts on the Smooth Cool Walkings outline before we start the first draft, how to take advantage of your city's Winter Meltaway Program, frats continue to be the worst and so is everyone on Earth, human tribe mentality, broken windows, in-fighting, and societal gridlock.
SMOOTH COOL CONTEXT WARNING :
DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE UNLESS YOU'VE LISTENED TO EPISODE 253!
It's butter time, people! We're talking about the weird herd-mentality that happens in traffic when flashing lights are visible, being passive-aggressive in the most aggressive ways, a solution for casting our movie in a perfect world with Fake App, and then another full two-hour conversation further fleshing out the details of our new film, Smooth Cool Walkings!
This week we're getting weird for weird's sake and showing appreciation for the art of the hustle behind the art, thinking about considering getting a massage, discussing handjob etiquette, creating awkward situations with the masseuse, exhibiting unprecedented professionalism, gaining job security through information obscurity, and brainstorming a dramatic and artistic sequel to 1993's Cool Runnings.
This week we're discussing Kingmakers and Lizard Gods, the challenge of being a bad president nowadays, suffering a deep tissue shoulder injury, being judged by doctors, the capabilities of any given pilot, setting trends by parking illegally, getting revenge on tow truck drivers, the best way to suffer the least amount of aggression from police after a low-speed chase, gaining cool new abilities after waking up from a coma, using the elderly for sweet product placement hustles, the limits of our mortality, and corporations cloning humans!
In Episode 251 we're taking your foot off, over-analyzing the mythology of Jason Voorhees, taking a different approach to writing the next Friday the 13th film, revisiting many classic horror movies, eating dinner in a movie theater, comparing the old and new "IT", letting Stephen King's mystical magical elements stay on the written page, coin-flip betting, and getting real about out squat game.
We're bringing 2017 to a close by battling snow in Helena, surgically creating pockets for smuggling, finding cops on the take, refining plans for heisting ATM's, sharing our favorite hot cocoa recipes, becoming artisan wood-workers, accepting universal basic income, accidentally calling the cops, and refusing to stand in line.
This week we're figuring out how windows work, looking for blueberry bagels, settling in to the new office space, comparing and contrasting Burger King's cheese to Wendy's' cheese, feeding the cat SpaghettiO's, equipping our desks with low rider hydraulics, getting ripped off on ergonomic tech, fighting carpal tunnel, getting a lifetime bus pass on our deathbeds, discussing the rise of bitcoin, predicting a bubble, buying new Dickies, and going back to court with a brand new old segment!
Stone's sitting in this week and we're talking about Cat/Griz football, the art of tailgating, retractions, a more in-depth Palabra del Dia, hiring strippers to harass our neighbors, hiring a hitman on the cheap in jail, getting tricked by people talking, satire and fake news, visiting a sex doll brothel with odd requests, setting Wal-Mart ablaze, Wal-Mart VS. Costco, Confessions of an Okay Life: Inside the Mind of a Stone, and more!
Talk to your friends this week, people!
This week we're taking local businesses to court for copping our style, revisiting best practices for winter driving, getting pretentious about drinking wine, facing a democratic recount over naming conference rooms, investing in new noodle bar fork tech, loving big silverware, spotting click-bait headlines, buying cheap chicken and selling it at a premium, reviewing Mindhunter on Netflix, robbing a lot of banks in different costumes, buying new winter tires, misreading the good intentions of neighbors as passive-aggression, purchasing propane, and keeping an open mind while finding fun activities to pass the time during the winter months.
This week we're just catching up after three weeks off, and we're discussing why voicemail is now unnecessary, unlimited data packages that aren't actually unlimited, the S8 vs the Pixel, hindsight tech, lampshade monitors, Bixby hiccups, email, Bladerunner 2049, Dark City, how the pugs locked Dubs keys in his car, Matt introduces his idea for a revolutionary new tail light, Hungry Hustlers: paying it forward, real life fables on social media, revisiting the public library, sneaking Chinese food into the movie theater, Wong's eggrolls, Palabra del Dia, financing a new bed, back pain, hot bed tech, and rescheduling recording. It doesn't sound hilarious, but somehow it still is, so download it now and listen to it, and then tell your friends!
Hop in the trenches with us this week as we define the characteristics of a modern country song, finally get some justice for Stageline, raise awareness instead of actually doing something, call out wack-ass capitols, fly to ATX and get hassled by the TSA, fight the awkwardness of airplane seating and random traveling animals, take a less than super shuttle to a baller JW Marriot, pivot to a conversation about Texas SONS before grabbing a drink in one of the most gentrified house-bars downtown, and then meet tech hero, Kelsey Hightower. After that we'll try to solve the mystery of a serial shitter in Colorado, attempt to bring a high-speed police chase to an end peacefully, and then devise a plan to long-con a bank robbery!
This is Drunkmento - grab a cold brew coffee because this week we've left ourselves a series of clues to figure out mysteries like: is that fountain for drinking or bathing, where is the bacon located in grocery stores, how to control and prevent rage from ruining family time, how to start embracing on-coming deafness and blindness, who is paying for religious billboards, why do people keep using terrible fonts, why's Google strong-arming small business owners, or are they, can we split a lap dance, why aren't there high-end pawn shops for celebrities, who stole the oxys from the trial evidence, how do you successfully smuggle drugs and alcohol into a music festival, did we discover a loophole to DUI's, and are cat vibes a thing?
Retrace our steps and get some answers on Episode 244!
Why do people like La Croix?, email and shout outs, clarifying vice presidential succession, an update on Stageline Pizza, when real estate meets pizza, misjudging the lineup at the show on Friday, Mugen Hoso, Palabra del Dia (Bonus), finally cleaning out the fridge, Heavy Machinery Hustlers: Bank of America ATM robbery with a forklift, how do I crime smarter?, people are always leaving keys laying around, pros and cons of the FBI taking this case off our hands, law enforcement power struggles, awesome tattoo ideas, trying to pay for lunch, Hero Arsonist of the Week: Firefighters dine on pigs they saved in fire, TFBOTG: mobile mechanic is fixing brakes, Power Moves: stuck between a cop and a hard place, some clumsy burglar leaves DNA behind at the scene, forgetting to flush, planting fake DNA to muddy the waters, and living with an active alarm clock stuck in the walls.
This week we're joined by our friend Aaron to discuss the strategy (or lack thereof) of Donald Trump and his administration, voter suppression and fraud, conservative complacency, changing minds with arguments, Nazis in the streets with torches, acknowledging absurd world-views, staffing the FCC to overturn net neutrality, Russia's involvement in the election, righteous violence, punching Nazis and running over protesters, trolling the left, training for non-violence, noob tactics of the alt-right, civil resistance via Chenoweth and Stephan, Leo Tolstoy and Kenneth Burke, the privilege of non-violence, accountability to better placed critics, better uses for white masculinity, the shrinking timeline of awareness, creative non-violence, war with North Korea, understanding the other with empathy, substituting a villain for a fool, how Nazis compare to BLM / Antifa / Black Panthers and others, problematic media, human cooperation, tearing down white supremacist iconography in public places, the hardly-subtle KKK, Stetson Kennedy, Linear and Emergent Logic, and more!
Happy Birthday, WHGL! We're kicking off our sixth birthday with whole new outlook on life and we're talking about picking out whore-bots on facebook, slowing down for mountain bikers, better pizza intel than last week, awkwardly engaging strangers, abiding by the social contract of acting like everything's okay, Chef Anne Burrell's pop-up Cheetos restaurant in NYC, an UPDATE on an old Unsolved Mystery, re-examining our target demographic, other found notes on Rodney St., stealing from a car you just rear-ended, never being too careful around EMT's, and how everyone's apparently selling fake drugs now.
Download Episode 241 and tell your friends!
This week we're chasing whiskey with coffee, going to Las Vegas, losing money, messing up names, figuring out street performers on Fremont St., visiting the Mob Museum, getting propositioned by who'res, playing digital craps, putting prisoners on display for money, pondering whether prostitutes are more people or sex toys, wiping feces on dealership vehicles, transporting drugs by way of dong, heisting condoms and vibrators, elaborately threatening our customers for not tipping, divulging locations for hard-to-find foods like Arctic Circle and the McRib, buying expensive cat carriers, and more!
Our friend Alex "Biggs" Small joins us for Episode 239 and we're discussing how to fly the Confederate flag behind your manly truck, recognizing the -isms in old beloved media, Palabra del Dia, speaking Spanish over the radio, killing your boyfriend to avoid reptilians, online cults, plural raptures, how author Chuck Tingle is like the Stephen King of alternative gay erotica, solving arguments with gasoline and alcohol, a Thai breast slapping technique to increase your bust size, the crazy life of Roy Gardner, reporting your cocaine stolen, and much more!
We're back in the Hutch this week and everything is going wrong. In Episode 238 we're doing our very best to: control the weather, track down missing cows, watch people talk to each other about cars, acknowledge other people in the community, get a radio station to play our song, rob a bank with a fake beard, bribe businesses into going cashless, figure out how wack Mexican food must be in Europe, shoot ourselves in the dick on accident, contemplate having a hand off while driving, look at crime in our community, get an education on the dos and don'ts of using the word "Gypsy", snort chocolate because that's a thing now, leave our pistol in a park somewhere, and cope with a little bad news about Wilberforce.
This week we're falling down YouTube rabbit holes, podcasting on a full stomach, recognizing the visionary behind the Hawaiian pizza, eavesdropping on shady characters, rethinking TouchTunes' jukebox credit policy, re-examining why so many people still have all their fingers, reading way too far into Waylon Jennings' entire career, renting a VR room to escape the heat, talking to ghosts, firebombing people in traffic, calling out wack criminal monikers, purchasing shoes in 60 seconds or less, and finally experiencing an earthquake!
Well, it's about time! Episode 236 is a milestone for WHGL. We're discussing sleeper money in Lincoln, the Oak Ridge Boys break down in Bozeman, Palabra del Dia, Canadian snipers fighting ISIS, the effect of gravity on bullets, losing an arm in a lover's quarrel, using your car as a weapon, dropping dollops of coke in front of a cop, taking a family hostage and running errands, renewing your threats, and police reports!
In Episode 235, we're rediscovering DVD's, finding a breaking point with yard work, stealing old ATM's, killing the dreams of a young pizza delivery man, examining "Highwayman" by the Highwaymen, releasing bed bugs on city hall, tricking drug dogs, partying at Shoe Carnival, eating at the strip club buffet and much more!
In Episode 234 we're coming to you live from Lincoln, MT! We're talking about old tech, Palabra del Dia, buying property, wearing two different shoe sizes, encountering SONS at the top of the pass, how fake rings are sometimes real rings, a grocery store product mapping app, a Great Falls restaurant hosting an eating competition, a Tennessee man daring a judge, a breakdown of ingredients for the "prison baby", Deputy Captain Boobs, positive existentialism, kind of getting off the grid, and hitting dear.
In the highly anticipated Episode 233, we're not just asking tough questions about whether or not to keep Palabra del Dia, we're also congratulating ourselves on becoming Top Chefs vicariously, cutting off heads and stabbing people, giving out tips and tricks for your feline friends, offering a better beard transplant service, and selling meat door to door.
In Episode 232, we're falling apart after 30, introducing a new segment called Power Moves, celebrating Mother's Day at KFC, hustling up food and tools at Target, faking our son's death for money, and preying on anonymous generosity. It's time to go all in this week, tell your friends!
Cody joins us for Episode 231! We discuss good BBQ, banana pudding, Michael Shannon and Mike Rowe, Cody's upcoming move to Washington D.C., finding a job across the country, how obsessions turn into die hard conspiracy theories, Pizzagate, Alex Jones, and what happens when method acting becomes real life.
In Episode 230 we're taking a more realistic look at Earth Day, injecting our balls with scrotox and our asses with cement, finding legal loopholes to keep bars open in India, faking a pregnancy to get adoption money, getting into specialized tricking, pulling teeth whilst hoverboarding, gassing people for their valuables, and formulating the ultimate reality TV show.
Episode 229 is long overdue, but well worth the wait! We're talking about shopping carts, the security at Chuck E. Cheese, beating kids up for the greater good, stupid ways to die, that time Mars Inc and Hershey's joined delicious forces, choking to death on donuts and pancakes, and how Elon Musk is beyond your Earthly squabbles! One day we'll all be reading each other's minds on the internet, but until then, tell your friends!
In Episode 228 we're trying our best to sell you this tie-dyed t-shirt, get inside the mind of a gacked-out trucker, eavesdrop on a wedding and talk to strangers, lie to police to spur results, lose our internet rights and more!
Episode 227 teaches you how to avoid St. Paddy's like a pro, use a pacemaker to catch an arsonist, smoke mushrooms and kiss and fight your brother, bleed about the brain for up to 36 hours, properly order meat while dining out, and then start your pants on fire in defense of a client.
In Episode 226 you'll learn what it truly means to be a professional imposter, whether you're looking for a new job, dining and dashing, dressing like a cop to pull a heist, using a time machine to invest in stocks, tricking people into renting their own pets, or serving pop-up advertisements directly into people eyeballs. Don't fall behind the times! Listen to this episode now and tell your friends later!
FUN FACT: Episode 225 was recorded on 2/25! Neat! we're taking you on a journey where you'll discover new and exciting ways to creep out your co-workers, trust the freshness of McDonald's eggs, avoid awkward situations in public bathrooms, wear all denim, glue your vagina shut, use a pressure cooker, add another level of danger to your B&E's, create a glitch that releases 30,000 volatile prison inmates by mistake, build bigger jails, play with legos, and volunteer to go to SXSW!
In Episode 224 we're investigating fast food breakfast tech, learning Spanish, figuring out where to fit an 18" dong, using obnoxious American traits to get deeply discounted admission fees to parks in Japan, looking for arson suspects after firehouse budget cuts, robbing armored cars, pouring over police reports, and ice skating!
Look, listen: it's time to finally relax and focus on you for once. Episode 223 picks you up gently, and takes all of the guesswork out of blending coffee, which cows to eat and which to milk, getting your cow a cool Neo-Nazi haircut, where to take a date on Valentine's Day, getting dizzy for fun, allowing children to do dangerous things, selling drugs efficiently, convincing people to give you sea food, paying your debts with kielbasa, liking your job, having sex with animals, using fingerprints other than your own, and getting a warranty.
In Episode 222 we'll teach you how to: commit cow genocide to dominate the dairy industry, party like a teenager, smooth over one fireable offense with another and take a rookie down with you, smoke crack in the ICU, find that winning lottery ticket in your desk at work, spend a half-million dollars, and drink and drive legally.
In Episode 221 you'll be abducted and forced to entertain bored billionaires, re-live fifth grade drama, drug race horses, pocket-dial 911 from your meth lab, eat a fried chicken taco and a free continental breakfast, and more!
We're kicking in the door on 2017 a day late and a dollar short. In Episode 220, you'll learn incredible new skills like solving Young Jeezy's riddles, giving up on Spotify, getting weird and sad on your birthday, catching up on old emails and retractions, forgetting the awful previous year, how to best steal lottery tickets in bulk, how lottery tech probably works, how to exchange Christmas gifts for Whoppers at Burger King if you have a time machine, how to better understand and deal with the Mandela effect, never trusting your memory, kicking cigarettes with placebos, and staying community minded with local police reports.
In Episode 219, you'll discover new ways to: handle the Governor and his entourage showing up to the bar, explain to your children why robots are writing Christmas songs, buy your dog a new wardrobe with the county's credit card, use fire and Axe body spray to dodge arrest, mistakenly refer to CFC's as CDC's, use a gun to get the price you want on coffee, deal with fantasies of being taken hostage, use a city bus to make your point, smoke in public, get around loss-prevention officers in box stores, use tech skills to get a job in the criminal underworld, mess with service dogs on the clock, lose a finger, check out a new segment, drink your girlfriend's blood, and finally step up your local Christmas program to compete with Netflix.
The power of Louis Prima, feeling confident about 218, starting the day early, techniques for finding lost diamonds, wedding ring warranties, buying jewelry locally, Email, a Squatty Potty in real life, Word of the Day, accidentally enabling alcoholism, TFBOTG: Fiat heir kidnaps himself over Thanksgiving, discovering Bread Face Blog, a gang of dudes are heisting guns in Florida, Deep Discounts: red barns and dying stars, HAW: woman burns a strip mall because of poor customer service, shopping carts are maybe expensive, Gift and a Curse: winning the lottery in Canada, and Police Reports!
In Episode 217 you'll learn the subtle art of: buying a truck, citing your sources, blatant plagiarism, doing second and third Thanksgiving, performing security sweeps at Wal-Mart when you don't work there, burning things down for social media attention, being a rock star back in the day, stealing other people's music, wiping your ass as a caveman, getting higher than you've ever been and shooting at police, outsourcing your work to China, and the best way to apologize for tasing a woman.
In Episode 216 you'll discover new and exciting ways to: cook with white pepper, consider other perspectives on Christmas, slash up your neighbor's above-ground pools, forge a Banksy, spy on Mike Rowe with secret drone tech, punch a lawyer out and bounce, better identify characteristics of an arsonist, set your patient's farts on fire, rob a bank with no weapon, and catch up on local police reports!
In Episode 215 we're embracing Christmas, dipping back into good music, boiling life down to dank memes, contemplating the economical butterfly effect of selling sex and coffee, delivering babies on the cheap, beating little kids at football, getting around the security of self-driving trucks, feeding homeless people shit sandwiches, and catching up on police reports!
It's Halloween and that means it's time for another Spookstravaganza! We're having spooky dreams, breaking into haunted houses, heroically celebrating Devil's Night, collecting spooky insurance checks, dispelling sadistic myths, keeping our children safe, taking murder mystery parties too literally, keeping costumes woke in 2016, harassing women, choosing our favorite candy and getting ready for Christmas! Bring a flashlight, because Episode 214 is spoooky!
Disney's positive moral values, Jessie, Saved By The Bell, Screech vs. Urkel, trying to gamble on horse races, Word of the Day, CMFE: ensuring no witnesses, jabbing a person's brain with their nose, ice is the perfect murder weapon, ice car, TFBOTG: protest by peanut butter, a simple B&E turns into felony kidnapping, biking downhill, the Booze Bike Bus, fighting naked, Tech Section: the SkunkLock, hot bikes are good business, motorized longboards are dangerous, BDC's Police Reports, brain games for pee shyness, the ol' piss-walk, beer parties, sleeping in the car, how may police on duty?, and legal representation via mp3.
We're joined once again by our friend, Taylor! We're talking about: Gambling on a taco truck, vodka, Email & Retractions, Cowboys, determining whether we're Indigo children, throwback Word of the Day, the other Nolan brother, staying at one-hundred percent potency at all times, Christopher Nolan is paid, the most perfect segment crossover: Hero Arsonist of the Week VS. Let's Do Some Drugs, CMFE: Diamond Eye, rap then and now, trapped in the 90's, Deep Discounts VS. Meat Head Street Cred: Ruth's Chris lose their ass in Ann Arbor, Hastings ghost town, and clothes for Christmas.
In Episode 211, you'll discover semi-coherent opinions on Tom Brady's suspension being lifted, Gaia's hatred for STEM fields, how to better turn lemons into lemonade, inspirational presidential quotes, where to find a more savory less cumbersome vape, the patent lawsuit between Juicy Whip and Orange Bang, using Waffle Houses as a beacon in the storm, surviving hurricanes in one easy step and, how to better get it landlocked for life. Missing this episode would prove to be a flooper on your part, dum-dum.
Joining vape nation, e-cigarette flavors, energy ends the world, Email and Retractions, Luke Cage, keys to being a fake Bills fan, MDMM: Ranch App, incompetent employees, demanding refunds, blending Taco Bell with Taco Johns, Word of the Day, ketchup in the crosshairs, LDSD: woman hides gun and meth in vagina, a woman's natural advantage, people are setting up shake and bake meth labs everywhere, woman had colon connected to vagina, an undercover state lottery agent makes a bust, and TWAGD: mid-life crisis dad breaks bad to impress his son.
We welcome our friends Cody and Kyle this week! Topics discussed: Skyline Cincinnati-style chili, Pizza Hut food poisoning, bands on cruises, Joey Fatone, hair plugs, how money changes age, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, automating jobs and infrastructure, finding answers in the subconscious, what makes a mall successful, trying to speak to the English using their colloquialisms, the mirroring American, Word of the Day, Bill Cosby's legacy, whitewashing history, Huck Finn revisions, Fruity cereals, Jeopardy word association, Phil Hartman, Jon Lovitz, Andy Dick, relationships, The Game, the illusion of choice, Tinder, what Netflix is missing, Fuller House, blue comedy, repetitive rake comedy, man goes crazy after losing job opportunity, abbreviated word, meth head neighbors, being a private investigator or homicide detective, teachers and tenure, and going back to school.
Manual sod labor, sod tech 2016, trusting big marketing decisions to musicians, Word of the Day, Dub's new Buffalo Bills hat creates a situation, going commando, t-shirts in the pool, LDSD: Illusory Bears, Jon Bon Jovi: Attorney at Law, rich rockstar privilege, Wells Fargo fraud discussed poorly, moving from podcasting to banking, fake Florida doctor tries to purchase a Jag, Hero Arsonist of the Week: setting it off for some Flamin' Hot Cheetos, Meat Head Street Cred: truck hauling bacon and ribs bursts into flames, the good-bad smell, Perfumes, Woodpeckers and kitchens, go-to shift meals, knowing how to learn, digital show fliers, and hitting up a show in Bozeman.
Hennessy, Pantera and speed limits, Cowboys From Hell, premium Spotify, four-shot Fireside glances, slim dudes and big dongs, Word of the Day, Email, A good man and father and police officer, intentionally vomiting on children, vomit as a crime deterrent, spitting is cowardly, kids don't belong at live sporting events, most and least metal words of all time according to science, CMFE: Twilight Sleep, morphine and scopolamine, Jessica Jones and Purple Man, power of suggestion, post-partem psychotic breaks, re-evaluating medical practices, Bank of America confirms simulation, Nick Bostrom's probable scenarios for the human race, the multiverse, impending financial crises on the horizon, offending people with simulation theory, evolutionary advantages, and running out of time.
Our friend Taylor McCormack joins us this episode to talk about aggressive no-cell phone warnings at movies, schools evolving for cell phones, How Is This Not A Thing?, Million Dollar Money Makers: hair savings accounts, Word of the Day, public toilet seats, stellar immune systems, re-examining Vlad the Impaler with Taylor, the crusades, Genghis Khan, horse armor, getting that Pope money, MHSC: Retractions, who to trust in the media, Florida is a meme, scorpions are the worst, making friends with spiders, CMFE: potatoes are a silent killer, and old friends reunite.
Thug Steak Lil' Tummies Menu Additions, Matt's operating on no sleep, small towns are expensive, playing stupid games, taxi vs. uber, cars won't start, Alexander the Great, CMFE: Canadian strips clubs, loonie coin torture, LDSD: fire house mischief, too old to rock, not calling people, missing Missoula, MHSC: passive-aggressive cop at a Whataburger, a large spider interrupts a conversation about sexual imprinting, Matt's cat is in love with Matt's GF, birds, boa constrictors, a man has sex with a van in the street.
Writing songs for your girlfriend, cost of importing goods, suicide nets, Dub's last day at work, Thank You cards for doing your job, parting gifts, seating problems, craft beer potency, Email, flipping property in Bozeman, Million Dollar Money Makers: forging art and signatures with 3D printers, Word of the Day, painting with cremated human remains, background music determines efficacy of conservation efforts, shark fin soup, restricted calls, breathing ominously on the phone, Meat Head Street Cred: Oasis in Manhattan, a thicker au jus, Tech Section: AspireAssist Therapy System, stop eating so much.
Journey revisited, two-week hiatus, Email, talking to loved ones, an unwanted surprise dog, Julia Child drama, Amber Alerts, Canadian debit fraud, childhood home is up for sale, bathrooms with carpet, five-year anniversary, TWAGD: selling stolen goods back to their owner, pet taxidermy, cat drone, human taxidermy, new level creepy wakes, captioning all internet videos, Matt's new place and cat, kitten hassles, stress-crying, anthropomorphizing houses and cars, establishing dominance, LDSD: win the lottery and invest in a mountain of crystal, Pablo Escobar, and why powerful people don't quit while ahead.
Podcasting instead of real-world responsibilities, employee neglect, Email and Retractions, R&R and Arctic Circle, manipulating feelings with music, the finest man to ever play the game, combining hot sports, Horse Ball, Michael Jordan is the Dark Knight, Word of the Day, D.I.E.D.I.Y, rules about funeral directors state-to-state, TFBOTG: fireworks after the fourth, Tech Sec: Google's investment in Magic Leap, better VR resolution tech, better hand-made headbands, future of VR, Fat Punk, the Gift and the Curse of Pokémon GO, Safety concerns and CIA conspiracies, Deep Discounts: selling a car you don't own multiple time, Vice doc on car thieves, our ports are so insecure.
SoBro Whispercast, new lawn mowers, life after the Push, shout outs and email and retractions, things that annoy Dub, realty renaming neighborhoods during gentrification, appraisals going up, petting service dogs, Tech Sec: solid state hard drives, Matt nearly kills himself, PSA: blowing up tires, sign language podcast, sending food back at a restaurant, The Great Montana Nugget Casino Prime Rib Stand-off of 2016, Word of the Day, Frank Sinatra, The Rat Pack, Ray Liotta, Meat Head Street Cred: Tigers and Hawkeyes eat out, Christmas Day during WWI, using competitive people to make money, Hero Arsonist of the Week: loud neighbors having sex, fuck jams, new advertising ideas, and big data.
All aboard the Half Christmas Omnibus! Episode 200 has been months in the making and when you venture within, you'll know why. We hope you packed a lunch because we're celebrating every major segment we've ever featured on this podcast:
Fun Facts, Would You Rather, Word of the Day, The Fucking Balls on That Guy, Hero Arsonist of the Week, Deep Discounts, Cry Harder, the Gift and the Curse, Rap Trivia, Meat Head Street Cred, Holy Shit These Geophysics Actually Happened, Tech Section, Sports, Let's Do Some Drugs, Today Was a Good Day, Coldest Mother Fuckers Ever, Juggalo Poetry Slam, Mike World Traveler, I Don't Mean to Brag, and the Push to 200!
Big L, Dub runs the Governor's Cup, drunk chicken McNuggets, judging litter bugs, using rage as motivation, laptopping and people watching in a coffee shop, becoming a two-Hutch podcast, email and retractions, Glamburger reconsidered, caviar is pretty good, Meister Eckhart, Muhammad Ali, TWAGD: Dub and Max ride the Tour Train, who's sitting on benches?, hop ons, advertising everywhere, TFBOTG: Russian dick-measuring contest goes south, explaining the purpose of lists to Brian McKnight, Deep Discounts: paying child support with pizza, Word of the Day, people are weird when they're alone, CMFE: deep freezer bargain, Tech Sec: WinAutomation, and The Push to 200!
Using Creedence to hit a jackpot, analyzing William Jennings Bryan's game, Word of the Day, IDMTB: Stone's spelling bee skills, women's bathrooms are gross, snow tires and rims for sale, drunkenly falling asleep in and around dumpsters, LDSD: meth deposit, meth loan withdrawal, MHSC: the world's most expensive burger, London's Honky Tonk Glamburger vs. Guinness World Records, impersonating police to hustle money off square simps, TWAGD: Henry Heimlich outmaneuvers a burger patty, Danny Trejo is deceptively old, lemon law on used cars, Today Was a Bad Day: a snake in the toilet bites man's dick off, The Push to 200!
Barbershop small-talk, females know how to cut hair, effectively shaving your own head, three qualities of new hires, Marvin Heemeyer's bulldozer rampage, TFBOTG: legislating for hotter strippers, CMFE: wife receives husband's autopsy photos, LDSD: craigslist weed dealer, feds bust a medical dispensary in Montana, how to best avoid virtual kidnapping scams, robo-calls, cloned burner phones, and The Push to 200!
Refinancing your house, the benefits of buying versus renting, sacrificing for your pet, retractions, advice from Al Capone, best practices for faking your own death, Good News and Bad News, LDSD: preggos getting crunk, broken finger nails, automated air traffic controllers and pilots, holding patterns, IBM's bankruptcy lawyer robot Ross, octopus wrestling, Deep Discounts: Costco's burial caskets, arranging your own affairs, MHSC: Clear Lab's hamburger report, getting accreditation for nothing, grinding your own meat, word of the day, and the Push to 200!
Topics Discussed: ghostriding an oil-less whip, taking care of your car, silent judgements, email, Chick-fil-a, Aristotle, achieving excellence, word of the day, The Jungle Book Movie, Jon Favreau, Iron Man, Disney and Marvel, crying at movies, sensitive dudes, CGI, LDSD: genius auto repair meth hustle, Aaron's take on the current election, Bernie Sanders, Hillary Clinton, Donald Trump Conspiracies, Fun facts about elections, the push to 200, working from home, more Park Lake adventures, and a brief existential crises.
Topics Discussed: Carb-Free Red Bull, email, weed for hardcore cider, music as a marker in time and for comradery, Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsch, word of the day, when to own or disavow a poop, time and money, park lake with Jobs and dogs, machete in the wild, bad dreams, mom heard about ziplocking, MHSC: meat-comms streaming video over a pork loin, hot armpit button heart tech, getting a button, tech sec: elon musk and tesla's plan to take over google, life-long batteries, and the Push to 200!
Topics Discussed: Stupid pets, lame jokers at the bar, making new friends poorly, awkward lurkers, email and shout-outs, word of the day, pros and cons of slides instead of stairs, LDSD: H in the keister, rules of the road, cruise control, Young Douglas' poetry slam, TFBOTG: collecting impartial sex data, best voyeur in the world, Billing's Tap Inn, MHSC: Five Guys hideaway, a good opportunity for good advertising, burger bidding war, the push to 200, paying attention to your loved ones, and Skype is still amazing.
Topics Discussed: Is it Cold in Here? ICP Alive and Well in the H, a More Progressive Clown, Word of the Day, TWAGD: The Order of Yoni's Wussy Beer, Marketing Advise, Millennium Magnetic Tech, Donald Marks, the Gift and the Curse of Reading Minds, Mind Law and the Illuminati, Daily POV Highlight Reels, MHSC: Hamburger Helper Mixtape, Good and Bad Advertising, George W. Bush Tips Well, Dank Memes, Drive-by Rapping in Massachusetts, Honest Critiques, Bad Drunk Freestylers, Dodging Raffle Tickets, Good Looking Swedish Dudes, and The Push to 200!
Topics Discussed: Keto Chow, Japanese Computer Writes Novel, What is Art, Email, Oprah's Influence on Buying Trends, Harpo Hutch Politics, Super Word, Word of the Day, Dub's Credit Card Advice, Battle Bots and Robot Wars, MegaBots Inc. Teams With WHGL and NASA, Gladiator-style Robot Combat on the Moon, Secretary of Robots, Hotlanta Waffle House Hustle, Instagram Flavor Enhancer, Seducing a Beef Wellington, Photographing Food and Painting Models, Social Media Feeds Depression, Taking a Break from Social Media, Explaining the Mechanics of a Movie, Matt's Concerned About BvS, Dub's Loving Deadpool, Marvel's Cinematic Universe, Will Comic Book Movies Fizzle, and The Push to 200!
Topics Discussed: No Converse Half-Measures, Modifying and Sewing Clothes, St. Paddy's Wasn't Popping Off In Butte, Different Irish Music, Corn Beef, Jam Preferences, Email, Donor Babies, House's Humans, SuperWord Guesses, Word of the Day, Dan Harmon and Yacht Rock, Channel 101 Inside Job, New Viewing Stifling TV Ratings, Milking a Story, Stephen King, Reading More, Hiding Bodies is Simple, Decomposing Bodies in the Open, Helpful Comments, Stripping Away Agendas, Hot Dog Hooker is Back at it, LDSD: Kidnapping Grandma at Knife-point, Mounting a Winning Legal Defense, IHOP Robin Hood, and The Push to 200!
Topics Discussed: Zenith Moment of Clarity, Push Homework, Email, Word of the Day, Retractions: Organ Donations, Outside the Hutch, Pootie Tang and Louis CK, Run Ronnie Run, Dark City, Having Creative Control Removed, CMFE: Chinese Elevator, Too Polite to Live, Escape Plans vs. Practical Reality, Pull Ups and Rope Climb, HAW: Flight Attendant Attends to a Fire, June and Jennifer Gibbons, Silent Twins, the Power of Brother Link, Deep Discounts: Steel Zoo Doors, and The Push to 200!
Topics Discussed: Old Country, Conway Twitty, Everyone's Exhausted, Word of the Day, Food Greed Game, Faking the Funk by V8-ing a V6, Messing up a Quality Listening Experience, Waffle Houses Popping Off Again: Women Doing Their Hair; Fantasy Football Loss; Spiking a Co-Worker's Coffee, LDSD: Down to Clown, CMFE: Stock Market Edition, Work is Home Now, the Genius Behind Netflix, Stock Investments, Acorns App, Saving Money, Frogs and Functional Necrophilia, Freedom to Sell Your Own Organs, Establishing Family First, 3D Printing a New Body, Download a Celebrity, Jared Fogle's Loves a Honey Bun, Stress Eating in Prison, Prison Break, and The Push to 200!
Topics Discussed: Salad Bars and Cherry Tomatoes, Retractions: Marvel and Fox, Email, Murdoch's, Dick Wolf's Law and Order, Brother Link, Deep Discounts: New Couch, Warhol and Art and Stuff, Waffle House Brouhaha Trifecta, PCP Fight, Pull Your Pants Up, Jerk It While You Work, Most Arrested Man Ever, Bad Aliases, Hobo Single life, Prison Industrial Complex Vs. Rehabilitation, Meat Head Street Cred: Hot Pork Heist Sting, WHGInsurance Company, Bad Luck for the Founder of Silk Road, Apple Vs. FBI vs. John McAfee, Illuminati Cooperation at the Top Doesn't Exist, TWAGD: Impersonating Your Enemy's Attorney, Word of the Day, and The Push to 200!
Topics Discussed: Keurig Trance Brewing in 3D, Thermos Coffee Cup, Remembering Valentine's Day, Celebrating Science: Gravitational Waves, Einstein's Theory of Relativity, Black Holes, Interferometer, Wave Frequencies, Humans Leveling Up, Man Killed by Falling Meteorite, Space Sacrifices in Exchange for Universal Knowledge, A Terrible Decision to Make, Checking and Balancing God-like Abilities, Word of the Day, Great Falls' Sonic and Salmon Hatchery, the Problem with Photography, A Khaki Cargo Pant Deficit, Mall Fatigue, Deadpool, Valentine's Card and Candy, Bringing Back Vinegar Valentines, CMFE Science: Hugo de Garis and Evolvable Hardware, Humans are Computers Taken Further, Cylon Drones and Coming Civil War in Tech, Best Standards and Practices for AI, and The Push to 200!
Topics Discussed: Gym Teachers, Montucky Skies, Mickey's Malt Liquor Offering, Word of the Day, Open Hand Slap, Breaking into the Country Line Dancing Scene, Straussing The Game, Marilyn Manson and Jenna Jameson, Porn Stigma, HAW: 10/10 Anti-Hero Arsonist & a Hard Working Man, Winter Biking, Background Wardrobe and Unparalleled Personality, Fixing a Sloppy Headphone Jack, Tech Sec: Tome Inc's Connected Caster Chair Alert Long Game, Insurance Group Plan, Taking a Lap on Your Own Time, Getting Sick and Getting Busy, Shout Outs, Deep Discounts: Free Groceries for Soiled Drawers, and The Push to 200!
Topics Discussed: Elton John and Bernie Taupin Training Day, Antoine Fuqua is Not Directing Suicide Squad, Jared Leto Might be Wack or Not, Martin Shkreli Beefs with Ghostface Killah, Kim Dot Com's Hot Music Career, Music Today, New Word of the Day, Cheating to Win, Fifth Grader's Tech, Take or Get Taken, Find Your Insurance Information, Doctor Said I Need a Backiotomy, HAW: Mowing the Lawn with Fire, Warmer Climates and Allergies, The Push to 200!, Tech Sec: Laptop Refurbs and Budget Baller PC's.
Topics Discussed: Nelly Playlist, Preamble Tech Section: Useful SharePoint Activities for Hacking the Planet, Walter Cavanagh's Baller Line of Credit, Kiting Debt, Reaching Out on Twitter, Where Hung Stops and Doug Begins, Word of the Day, LDSD: Morphine Cough Syrup, Opium-laced Chinese Food, Speaking Truth to Power and Punching Up, China Took Our Blueprint, New Taco Treat, How Being Rich is like Not Being on a Diet, Fry Bread, Keto Flu and Caffeine Withdrawals, Black Irish Breakfast Tea, Son of JFK/Marilyn Monroe Plots to Kidnap Obama's Dog, Episodes Too Far Back, Writing a Book in Prison, Getting a Harvard Degree Online, Automated Robots Killing Jobs, Fighting the Future, John Henry 2016, Hero Arsonist: Bed Bugs, Goodwill Mattress Standard, Conveniently Dying in a Cemetery, the Old Remote Control Spare Cadaver Explosive Trick for Your Vehicle Getaway, and The Push to 200!
Topics Discussed: Tricky Edit Fakey, Bringing the Fire, Emails and Retractions, Creeping and Cropping, A Firm Grasp on Medicine, Refuse to be Harnessed, Elk Conspiracy, Lobotomies, Word of the Day, Lottery Fever Hustle, Talking about Luck, Martin Luther King Jr's Memory Lives on, Don Miguel's Sets it Off, Cry Harder: the Difference Between a Regular Person and a Food Addict, Turkey Focaccia Problems, Fancy Seasonings, Creepily Squeezing the Softest Breads, Bologna and American Singles, High Speed Police Chase Breakfast, Never-ending Adult Cereal Game, and The Push to 200!
Cody's in the Hutch this week! Topics Discussed: Dr. Bronner's Peppermint Soap, Ghostface Killah; ODB; Inspectah Deck and Wu-Tang, Respecting the 1-10 Scale, Losing Track of Time, Old-Man Worldview, Impressive Things: Backpacks and Crowns, Word of the Day, Cody's Games: Best Impressions and Overrated/Underrated, TWAGD: Bomb Squad Hot Dogs, Airport Prank, Inflatable Hoods, Ostrich Pillow, The Push to 200!, Prostitution, the Monty Hall Problem, Football, Jared from Subway, and Don Miguel's Hangover Recipe.
Topics Discussed: An Age-Old Question About Nerds, Holy Shit, This Actually Happened: Elk Massacre, New Year and Post-New Year Partying, Amateur Hour, Star Wars a Second Time (NO SPOILERS), George Lucas Popping Off, J.J. Abrams, Internet Trolls Get You, Top Liquors in Montana, Sweet Flavored Alcohol, Pennsylvania Judge goes to Prison, Private Prisons, Needing to Urinate Makes Lies More Convincing, Inhibitory Spill-over Effect, Brain Tax, Neighbor Things, LDSD: the Youth, Salvia Videos, HAW: Neighborly Diaper Fight Heats Up, B&B Quality Market Robbed, These Days, Ranking Death Row Last Meals, and Word of the Day!
Stone joins us in the hutch this week!
Topics Discussed: An Early-Morning Altercation About Garbage, Following up on Weird Body Hair; Milk Spots; and Cooking with Soda, Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Beer Can Chicken, Cold Turkey Holiday Sex, Millionaire's Wack Rape Defense, Affluent Teen's on the Run, Denny's Beer Barrel Pub Challenges, Roaming Food Challenge Podcast, WHGL Food Challenge Team, LDSD: PCPizza Hut, Rich Dead White Guy Trivia: Scott Weiland, Stone Temple Pilots, Sound Garden, Bad Band Names, Bongzilla, Weedeater, 2016 Possum Drop is a go, Mozart: the Original Juggalo, Dub's Foreign Language Bluff, Jack White and ICP Got Jokes, Retractions: Fine China, Deep Discounts: Marriage Loans from SwanLuv, WHGL Gambling on Marriage Length, Angel Fund, Juggalo Poetry Slam: Holiday Edition, Tech Section, and Ham Gravy.
Topics Discussed: Max Hay's Christmas Time at Chester's, the Gift and the Curse: Longer Hair, Upper Body Strength, Tipping on a Haircut, Emails and Shout Outs, Jerry Lewis' 72-Hour WHGL Telethon, Dub is Self Diagnosing a Week-old Stomach Pain, Web MD and House MD, Legality of Setting Personal Property on Fire, Bon Fire Hon Fire, Cry Harder: Weird Hair; Moles and Milk Spots, Meat Head Street Cred: Wings on Wings, Buffalo Wild Wings Mountain Dew Shark Tank Crossover, Moscow Cemeteries Wi-Fi Hot Spot, Tech Section: BodyGuard Blanket by Protecht LLC, WHGL Kevlar Clothing Line, and New Star Wars (NO SPOILERS)!
Topics Discussed: Calling Down the Power of the Bun, an Examination of "Back Like That" by Ghostface Killah, Indoor Cats, What Could Go Wrong Today, No New Notes, Retractions: Cows Docility, Killing Instead of Suing in China, TFBOTG: A Scheme for Diverting the Cops, Everyone on Your Friendslist is a Cop, HAW: BBQ Illegally Parked Car, Getting Back to a Simpler Time, Tech Sec: Getting Back Into Programming, Learn to Code, Where to Start, Grabass, No Country For Old Men, Sound in Movies, Run SpellCheck on Your Manifesto, Word of the Day, Utilizing Old People, and Stashing the Turkey.
Topics Discussed: Cat Pics on the Low, Graham Crackers and Grape Kool-Aid, Holiday Eating, Snow Tires, New Whip Knowledge, Grown Man Car Business, Hard Credit Checks, Playing the Car Buying Game, New Segment: Cry Harder, Dying Industries, Model Trains, Print Media, Tangible vs. Digital Products, Entrepreneurialship, 3D Printing Your Future, Remember K-Mart?, the Fun of a New Album, Thin and Filthy Homemade Pizza, Dragon Wings Revisited, LDSD: Black Friday on the Dark Net, Releasing the Podcast on the Dark Net, Staying Budget Conscious, Cuban Cigars, Stolen Credit Cards, Sheep Revisited and Revised, How Did Cows Survive, Hopping on the Trump Tip, Social Media Prowess, and Personal Retractions.
Topics Discussed: Best Burgers, Jingles, New Glasses Review, Brother Link, Hutch Rearrangement, Emails, Hot Dog Sandwich Revisited, Video Podcast, a Tight Product, Editing, Daily Life Rituals, Word of the Day, Thanksgiving Tomorrow, Thoughts on Sweet Potatoes, Deep Discounts: Fry Baby and Homemade Fries, Wing Recipe, Let's Do Some Drugs: TSA and DUI Got Got, RIAA Pirating, Matt Gets Pulled Over, Getting the Mix Right, Privilege Rears its Convenient Head, Skyping the Sportsball, the Worst Thing About Being an Astronaut, SO Space Pass, Finger Nails, You're the Best Around Meets Eye of the Tiger, Men Show Off Their Sexual Selection Theory with Pizza, Food in the Bedroom, and Using up PTO.
Topics Discussed: The Podcast Hutch, Conflicting Ideas About Paris Terrorism, How Republicans are Made, Deftones and Eagles of Death Metal, Pushing Back on Cynicism, the Real Enemy, Goliath Tigerfish, Word of the Day, Glasses and Contacts, Warby Parker, Double TFBOTG: Sniper Lyudmila Pavlichenko and Neurologist Phil Kennedy, Brain Hacks, Swapping Senses, Neural Lace, Today Was a Good Day, Roundabout Record Setter, National Hot Dog and Sausage Council Weighs in on Hot Dogs and Sandwiches, Killing Baby Hitler, Misfits on Netflix, Traveling for a New Car, and The Wizard of Oz with the Helena Orchestra.
Topics Discussed: That Hot New Adele Song, Amy Winehouse, Frank Zappa, Double Standards in Sports and Music, Retractions, TFBOTG: North Korea, Operation Paul Bunyan, Kim Il Sung, Word of the Day, Aaron Skypes In, Holy Shit This Actually Happened: 2013 Lac-Mégantic Train Disaster, Prison Debate Teams, Prison and Hood Tourism Reviews, Strategies of whiteness, Supremacy, Privilege, Guilt, Predictable Arguments, Innocent Man Escapes Courthouse, Exchanging Socks, and Nearly Killing People on Bikes.
Topics Discussed: Knocking the Hustle, Premonitions about the Demise of Matt's Beloved Honda, the Responsibility of Content Providers, Word of the Day, Dub's Polish Sausage Mishap, Tricks of the Hot Dog Trade, Messy Mobile Food, Calzones and Dragon Wings, Tech Section: Hot Military Boomerang Auto-Microphone System, Unreliable Memory, Florida Glory Holes on the Low, Trick or Treaters, Compliments to the Youth, It's Always Sunny, Deep Discounts/Let's Do Some Drugs: Selling a Mini Horse for Meth, and Tapping Out Early.
Topics Discussed: Halloween in Theory and in Practice, Shoutouts, Slutty Dudes, Word of the Day, the Amygdala, Studies on Fear of the Unknown, Oxytocin and Fear Conditioning, Germany, Screaming Roughness, Marketing Scare Tactics, Fear Among Americans, Government, Cyber Terrorism, Paranormal Activity and Ghosts, Scary Movies, Generational Failure, Carl Tanzler's Wild Ride, Robbing Graves, Florida, Best and Worst Halloween Candy, Hero Arsonist Ghost Ferrari, Tricking and Treating Your Body, Classic Twilight Zone on Netflix, Terror at 20,000 Feet, Meat Head Street Cred, The Reese PBC Burger, Creepy Diseases, and the Constant Chronic Déjà Vu Time Loop.
Topics Discussed: Mobile Podcasting from a Howard Johnson, Boise Idaho, Eating on the Road, Clubbing in Boise, Dave and Buster's Hustle, Flat Land Pressure Systems, Millennial Skill-based Gambling, Let's Do Some Drugs, Snitching Hard, Overstepping Your Bluff, Cheddar Addiction, Martin Shkreli, An Answer to Daraprim, Imprimis Pharmaceuticals, Capitalism Strikes Back, Hojo Experience, Friends and George Lopez, Motel Requirements, You Will Be Killed in a Motel, Summer Salmon Soup and Sushi Season, Idaho Laws, Having Sex in a Car, and Awesome Neighbors.
Topics Discussed: What Spiders and Yoga Pants have in Common, Thanksgiving, Friday Night Tips', Power-Sliding Through Q4, WHGL Weigh In, New Segment Time!, Woman with BIID Blinds Herself Intentionally, Deep Discounts: Craigslist Record Label, Johnnie Walker's Platinum Label, Internet Scotch Aficionados Describe Alcohol in a Stupid Way, Selling Booze with Celebrities, Word of the Day, Revisiting Slapping People, Meathead Street Cred: Secret Drunk Meat Eaters, Lamb or Beef, Enabling Bad Behavior, International Relations, America's Not Talking to their Friends, Elton John Retractions, Citizen Kane, High School Reunions, Never Being Great and the Ego.
Topics Discussed: Subconsciously Bumping Levels, Russian Low-Singers, Emails, Slow Strolls, Community, Lady Words Revisited, Keurig Campbell's Soup Pods, Stupid Starbuck's Foods, Flicker's, Word of the Day, Elton John Live in Billings, Inconveniencing People, Lyrics and Music, Constraining an Idea, Fuddrucker's, Goofy Doc Featuring Elton John, 800 lb. Man Living in SUV, Pizza Crack, Gastric Bypass Surgery, TFBOTG: Copping to Coke in Aspen, White People Things, 2015 Mobile Cast Tech, and Mazes!
Topics Discussed: L'il Guilty Pleasures, Email Responses, Questions to Ponder, Shopping at McDonald's, Stinging Drug Rings Hard, the Love of Driving, Respecting Mech Tech, Innovation, Yoga Class, Needlepoint, Larping Undercover, Wal-Mart in the Morning, Ritual Suicide, Listing It, Apps and Stuff, Word of the Day, Changing the Game with Peeple.com, Weigh In, New Belts, Metaphors and Analogies, Chubby Chasers, and Managing Tech People.
Topics Discussed: Cigarette Prices, E-Cigarettes and Lozenges, Retractions, Managing Anger, Weigh In, Like Old Times with Matt and Killer, Scandalous Diet Cheats, Rye Whiskey, A Trunk Pattern in Montana, Happy Birthday Enters Public Domain, Soda and Pop and Coke, Words Women Hate the Most, Slapping People in the Bar, Overreacting to Spiders, Hero Arsonist of the Week, Remaking Movies, and the Pugs are Out of Compliance.
Topics Discussed: Folgers Coffee, Keurig's Hot New DRM, Matt's World Falls Apart Today, I Don't Mean To Brag: Immune Systems and Eating Old Food, New Tires, Word of the Day, Walking, Cold Thermogenesis, White Fat, Brown Fat, Burning Calories While Cold as Hell, Cool Gut Buster, We Had a Good Experiment, Shower Thoughts Theory, Weekly Weigh In, Italian Pasta Dinner Party, QR Codes on Your Gravestone, We Had a Good Afterlife, Deep Discounts, Tanks for Sale, Cash for Corpses in Poland, Don't Hustle with too many People, When a Heist goes Sideways, Treating Yourself, and the Importance of Making Lists!