Topics Discussed: New Headphones, Hard Water, Cleanliness is Next to Godliness, A Week’s Worth of Content, Word of the Day, Dub’s Visit to the Urgent Care, Phantom Electrical Noise, Contact, Coldest Hero Arsonist Motherfucker of the Week Ever, Additional CMFE, Norman Lear, Original Classic 70’s Sitcoms from the UK, Baseball in the UK, Jokes are Jokes, Things that Happened in 1990, a Potentially-Deadly Cocoa Poisoning, Mind the Expiration Dates, Retractions: R. Bud Dwyer, Prosthetic Noses, Mistaking Humans for Alligators, Auto-Speculating, and Matt’s Final Walk-Thru in the old Apartment.