Journey revisited, two-week hiatus, Email, talking to loved ones, an unwanted surprise dog, Julia Child drama, Amber Alerts, Canadian debit fraud, childhood home is up for sale, bathrooms with carpet, five-year anniversary, TWAGD: selling stolen goods back to their owner, pet taxidermy, cat drone, human taxidermy, new level creepy wakes, captioning all internet videos, Matt's new place and cat, kitten hassles, stress-crying, anthropomorphizing houses and cars, establishing dominance, LDSD: win the lottery and invest in a mountain of crystal, Pablo Escobar, and why powerful people don't quit while ahead.