Writing songs for your girlfriend, cost of importing goods, suicide nets, Dub's last day at work, Thank You cards for doing your job, parting gifts, seating problems, craft beer potency, Email, flipping property in Bozeman, Million Dollar Money Makers: forging art and signatures with 3D printers, Word of the Day, painting with cremated human remains, background music determines efficacy of conservation efforts, shark fin soup, restricted calls, breathing ominously on the phone, Meat Head Street Cred: Oasis in Manhattan, a thicker au jus, Tech Section: AspireAssist Therapy System, stop eating so much.
Journey revisited, two-week hiatus, Email, talking to loved ones, an unwanted surprise dog, Julia Child drama, Amber Alerts, Canadian debit fraud, childhood home is up for sale, bathrooms with carpet, five-year anniversary, TWAGD: selling stolen goods back to their owner, pet taxidermy, cat drone, human taxidermy, new level creepy wakes, captioning all internet videos, Matt's new place and cat, kitten hassles, stress-crying, anthropomorphizing houses and cars, establishing dominance, LDSD: win the lottery and invest in a mountain of crystal, Pablo Escobar, and why powerful people don't quit while ahead.